If you are a straight dude and you hit on a girl who says “sorry, I’m a lesbian” or “I have a girlfriend” and your immediate response is “can I watch?” I hope birds peck out your eyes so you can never watch anything ever again.
psst pro tip
never admit to having feelings for someone ever
it’s stupid and you will regret it
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
'What It Means To Choose Recovery' (via disgustinghuman)
like a punch to the gut